Total Medals Earned: 139 (From 31 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,655 Points
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/480 points)
Completed Phantom Ghost Stage
Destroy Trojan Army
AngelSlayer
Defeat GoblinMadness Stage
Unlock All Upgrades
Defeat BigBang Stage
TrickLordBaal
Clear All Epic Mode
Clear All Hard Mode
Medals Earned: 8/9 (275/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 10/10 (95/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Beat the game.
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/60 points)
I think you missed a step in there.
Do you always go into things head first?
Watch where you point that thing.
Watch out for PoolSharks.
I need another quarter!
I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!
Medals Earned: 11/18 (300/500 points)
Complete 20 levels
Complete 25 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Find secret area 5
Find the secret ammo box on lvl 4
Find secret area 4
Complete lvl 29
Complete the game with a revive
Complete lvl 27
Find secret area 3
Complete lvl 6 on the first pick
Find secret area 2
Find secret area 1
Find the secret island on lvl 13
Find the secret area on lvl 16
Complete the game with a takeover
Medals Earned: 5/7 (210/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 13/20 (190/490 points)
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Defeat the largest Peon.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Defeat the largest Fume.
Defeat the largest Shield.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)